However, the HKTTC is in need of gold. What with our vocations boom (have I mentioned our vocations rate is up 100%?) I must start thinking about plans to build a novitiate to house our novices whilst they are learning how to slay heretics in the intellectual sense, and the more literal one as well.
This morning, I was discussing with Brother Denzinger over breakfast in the Wichita truckstop (where we are encamped indefinitely until our impecunious situation is overcome) about our options. He immediatley piped up and said we should start selling 'smack', which he apparently has some experience in. I expressed my doubts whether heretics would actually PAY to be smacked. Brother put his head in his hands and muttered something in Spanish, and then said 'No, I mean coke, esse.' I laughed and told him that the local Coca-Cola bottling plant would sue us out of existence before we could raise enough funds. Brother put his head down on the table and went back to muttering Spanish under his breath.
Brother's idea did give me an idea, however. Rather than Coke, why not another liquid beverage, following in the grand traditions of the medieval monasteries?
Faithful supporters, allow me to introduce the official,
fundraising beer of the Order:
'Bloody Sword of Truthiness Ale.'
Now available for ordering online at bloodyswordoftruthinessale.com.
6 packs=$9.99, 24 packs=$24.99.
30% alcohol by volume
All proceeds support the HKTTC.
4 comments:
Sir Leonard,
Aren't you concerned that by imbibibg some of this truly fine tasting ale that we might be inclined to...go wenching?
Rob,
Our ale be so strong that it renders the genitalia useless. It is the 'Perfect Chastity' creator par excellence!
Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
But what about that verse where Christ says adultery doesn't require physical sin? (Somewhere in the sermon of the Mount, I believe.)
Interior sin is a matter for one's spiritual director, not one's bartender.
Cordially,
Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
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