MODERNISTS UNMASKED: The hypocrisy of the SPV2 Community

Dearest friends and supporters,
Tis my sad duty to inform ye, during this week of hope (in which Truly Traditional vocations are flourishing), that the Modernist heresy is alive and well in the U.S. Verily, not far from this fair city of Memphis, wherest the HKTTC have made their encampment, the foul stench of HERESY is arising from the Smoky Mountains. Oh, dear brethren, the mighty priests of the SSLI, those brave saintly men who goest by the names Fr. LeJanvier and Fr. Heidrich, they do labor in those hills, tis true. But great is their battle, dear friends!

It will interest ye to know that I have infiltrated an especially pernicious nest of heretics, named the SPV2 community. In fact, I have managed to gain access to their personal interweb communications site. Oh, the dastardly things these heretics write doth make even mine hair, these hairs that have seen a thousand men fall in battle, even these hairs stand on end in fright! Tis as if the very darkest demon hath crawled forth from Hell's heart and taken pen to parchment. I will not trouble thee with what blasphemies are written there; suffice to know that they art dark as dragon's blood.

Thou art surely wondering whyst the HKTTC hath not ridden into glorious battle into the very midst of these foul apostates? Indeed, brethren, for months my heart hath longed to dispatch wrack and ruin upon them! But saintly Fr. LeJanvier, who I hath sworn obedience to, hath staid my sword arm of wrath. He hath mercy on the heretics, seeing that they art the blind leading the blind into eternal perdition. You should see how he weeps over them, dearest supporters. It makes even mine heart break to see the love that this Truthy priest hath for the lost sheep. It is for this reason alone that I hath not brought the Scourge of God against this heretic enclave.

Indeed, brethren, as an act of mercy, I endeavored to enter into dialogue with the heretics on their own web portal. I used the most gently prodding terms and expressions, endeavouring to show them the error of their ways. I didst not back down from the Truthy dogmas of our Truly True Church, but I didst try to hath patience with their obstinacy.

But how have these heretics responded to mine pleas? With arrogance and buffoonery! Ye would not believe how I hath been ill-abused by these knaves! One heretic in particular, Sr. Fairah, is the most devious, foul-tempered Harpy I hath ever hath the misfortune to run across. Her forked tongue doth practically leap from her fetid mouth with every foul-smelling lie that she spews forth! She doth stamp her hoofed foot and a thousand black calumnies spring forth from the motion.

I tried in vain to convince this intractable heretic of the evil of her life, but she was merely defended and confirmed in her carnality by her fellows! Whilst I was preparing another rebuttal, a final plea for her soul, her dark overlord, the Mephistophelian Fr. Tim, didst step in and enable a devilish device known as "Comment moderation." It is as foul and soulless an infernal device as it sounds, dear brethren. This device refuses to allow me to reach out to the heretics; the cloven-footed Fr. Tim doth now control the flow of information to his sect.

Now we see how the Modernists act! They claim freedom of speech and expression for every lie and heresy, but for the blazing glory of Truthiness they dispatch malevolent censors and demons to bowdlerize the Truthiness of the Truly True Church! They have trampled down and defecated upon my right to save heretic souls from everlasting perdition! Locked in their ignorance, these heretic souls shalt now kick their heels at Heaven and take up their abode in the fiery cauldrons of God's wrath.

BEWARE, Truly Traditional Catholics! See howst goeth the Modernist heretics? See what seeds they sow and what crop they doth reap? Flee from any contact with these heretic scum. For the safety of thine souls, flee! Thou art the Remnant, and thou must protect thyself and thy children from the coming scourge!

Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
First Knight Supreme of the Holy Knights of the Truly True Church