Huzzah! These are happy times for the HKTTC! Our sales of 'Bloody Sword of Truthiness Ale' have been going through the roof, our vocations rate has gone up 200%, and the brothers and I are on our way to join the pious brethern of the SSLI in Knoxville. We will arrive just as building is commenced on the glorious Chapel. These are happy times indeed.
All the novices and I would like to extend a cordial "Thank ye!" for thy support and prayers during the initial days of the HKTTC. As the Order continues to grow, it is essential that we have a sufficiently contemplative (and strategically defendable) novitiate for our young men in formation. After consulting several Truthy architects, I have settled upon a building plan. Once we arrive in Knoxville, the Order will begin examining lots for purchase (preferably high in the Smokies) for the construction of the La Grande Smoketuse fortress/novitiate:
Donations will be cheerfully accepted (the HKTTC is a 401 (c) charity).
Cordially,
Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
Vocations Director
4 comments:
There is an Indian casino (and Sonic franchise) that looks just like that near my house!
Rob,
Where is thinehouse located? Perhaps the Order could purchase this 'casino' of which you speak and retrofit it into a novitiate?
You'd have to fight a lot of crafty Native Americans in order to take this fortress. I don't think you'll be able to buy it for some beads and trinkets this time. You'd do better to find someplace you could park your mobile home. (I mean, manufactured housing)
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