Third Order of the HKTTC

Greetings and salutations, friends and supporters,

I have been contacted by numerous individuals about the ways in which they can support our holy Order. Obviously, one can buy our ale, donate money, or donate thy sons to the Order. But I have also discerned there is a need for an organization that will allow ye to provide spiritual aid to the Order. To this end, I am hereby establishing, by my authority as First Knight Supreme of the Holy Knights of the Truly True Church, the Third Order of the HKTTC.

Membership in the Third Order is open to anyone who is willing to pray and sacrifice for the Order and its mission of supporting the SSLI and converting the world to the Truly True Church. Spiritual direction will be provided via email, telephone, and in person from the First Knight Supreme himself.

The obligations imposed upon members are minimal:
1) Pray the full 15 hours of the Truly True Church's prayer book in Latin
2) Mortify the flesh with an ice cold shower for a half hour every morning
3) Donate 10% of all income (after the mandatory SSLI tithe, of course) to the HKTTC
4) Pray that New Rome may once again accept the Truthy faith
5) Actively work to encourage vocations to the HKTTC in thy family and SSLI-affliated chapel
6) Work to convert heretics to the Truly True Church

If ye are interested in becoming a member of the Third Order, please place your request in the comment box below. I will post the final list to a sidebar item so that our 3rd Order members can network and support each other in their spiritual duties.

Cordially,
Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC