It is my pleasure to announce to ye that the first annual Holy Knights of the Truly True Church's 'Come and See' Week is a smashing success! We have thirteen strapping young Truly Traditional lads who are eager to take up the vocation of a knight-monk dedicated to the service of the Truly True Church! They range in age from the youngest (5) to the eldest (17). As I type this on my iPhone, the little buggers are off jousting with Br. Denzinger in the parade field. Don't worry, folks, we gave them real swords and Brother a wooden one, just to make it fair!
The young lads will spend the week learning more about the HKTTC and about the glorious history of the Truly True Church. They will also learn how to spot a Modernist from 50yds and how to flagellate using both ropes and chains. Time permitting, the boys will master the use of a trebuchet to fling stinking carcasses of plague-ridden animals into the strongholds of New Rome.
Thy donations and purchases of our ale make events like this possible. I am sure that we shall have several vocations arise from this event, and for that the HKTTC be eternally grateful. With thy help, we shall beat down the heretics and restore the Truly True Church to its rightful place in history!!
Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
Vocations Director
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