Congregation of the Ruler-Bearing Little Sisters of St. Leo

Greetings, friends and supporters,
In addition to inquiries from numerous young men and lads, I have also received correspondence from several young ladies about a possible religious vocation within the Truly True Church. I promised to the inquirers to look into a possible situation but I had no viable options available. Until now!

I am proud to announce that Sr. Tissier de Mallerais (named after one of Archbishop Lefebvre's brave Group of Four who stood up against the Modernists in Rome) has taken up residency adjacent to the HKTTC temporary encampment in Memphis. Sister comes to us from an independent convent in Georgia, an institution which was originally associated with the SSPX but then left after the SSPX lapsed into hersey. Sister felt compelled to leave the convent after it, too, lapsed into heresy. She learned of the Truly True Church through several truck drivers that Sir Denzinger and myself had evangelized in Wichita.

I have thoroughly examined Sister and found her a most pious and learned woman. She will be starting a school for our young postulants and teaching them Latin and anti-Modernist rhetoric. She has also established and heads a new congregation of nuns, temporarily funded by the HKTTC, under the spiritual patronage of the Society of St. Leo I, and pastored by myself. The Congregation of the Ruler-Bearing Little Sisters of St. Leo (CRBLSSL) is a teaching order espousing the Truthiness of the Truly True Church and advancing reading, writing, and arithmetic. Once the Chapel of St. Leo I is constructed in Nashville, Mother plans to relocate her school on to property adjacent to this most inspiring edifice.

All vocations inquiries may be directed to Mother Tissier at srtissier@hkttc.org.

Cordially,
Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
First Knight Supreme of the Holy Knights of the Truly True Church

One Glorious Day: 2 new knights and ten postulants

Dear friends and supporters,

Today was a glorious day for our Order. This morning we wrapped up our "Come and See" week activities. To those who say that knightly work is too dangerous for young lads, I'm proud to point out that only one of our participants was injured in the week's activities (and those facial scars will score him free ale later on in life.)

The boys were pleased to see their parents at the temporary chapel tent but little did they know what liturgical delights lay ahead for them.I announced that Brs. Denzinger and Torquemada were to receive the habit and profess their solemn vows with the Order this very day! (See the habit of the Order to the left--I assure you it even SMELLS of sanctity)

I do not wish to outline the Habit and Vow Ceremony here on this interweb site (in case that foul Harpy Sr. Fairah should use it for some satanic anti-Truthiness ceremony.) However, I can tell ye that when the brothers, clothed in their glorious habits, swore upon their swords' hilts the Five Vows, there was not a dry eye amongst any of the visitors. 

I presented the new religious to the congregation
 and then announced a special honor: 
Our Patroness, the most chaste and virtuous Lady Katherine of Beckinsale, was present to knight the two brothers! Our Patroness, who had been wearing a veil to hide her beautiful face and a heavy cloak to obscure her fine carriage, threw off her disguise and took her position before the two religious. She solemnly dubbed both the men knights and they arose Sir Lefebvre Fellay Denzinger, HKTTC and Sir Torquemada of the Pissed Off Truly True Church, HKTTC.  

Immediately following the Vow Ceremony, we were
nearly knocked down by the flood of young lads 
clamoring to enter Postulancy. 
My heart was gladdened by their piety, 
and the piety of their Truthy parents.
I even had one woman yell "Take me son!!!" 
and she did lob the child at me.

At the end of the day, the Order now has two new solemnly professed Knights and ten postulants!

The Truly True Church is alive and well!

For Our Patroness, For Our Truly True Church, For the Society, For the Order! A verbis ad verbera!

Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
Vocations Director

  

'Come and See' Week a Smashing Success

Salutations, loyal supporters,


It is my pleasure to announce to ye that the first annual Holy Knights of the Truly True Church's 'Come and See' Week is a smashing success! We have thirteen strapping young Truly Traditional lads who are eager to take up the vocation of a knight-monk dedicated to the service of the Truly True Church! They range in age from the youngest (5) to the eldest (17). As I type this on my iPhone, the little buggers are off jousting with Br. Denzinger in the parade field. Don't worry, folks, we gave them real swords and Brother a wooden one, just to make it fair!

The young lads will spend the week learning more about the HKTTC and about the glorious history of the Truly True Church. They will also learn how to spot a Modernist from 50yds and how to flagellate using both ropes and chains. Time permitting, the boys will master the use of a trebuchet to fling stinking carcasses of plague-ridden animals into the strongholds of New Rome.

Thy donations and purchases of our ale make events like this possible. I am sure that we shall have several vocations arise from this event, and for that the HKTTC be eternally grateful. With thy help, we shall beat down the heretics and restore the Truly True Church to its rightful place in history!!

Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
Vocations Director

"Come and See" Week for Young Men

Attention young men considering a vocation to the Holy Knights of the Truly True Church:

PRESS RELEASE
There will be a "Come and See" week for young men in discernment July 16-20, 2007 at the HKTTC encampment at the Memphis, TN fairgrounds. Young men will see how a knight-monk lives, experience weapons training, and receive free spiritual direction from the First Knight Supreme of the Order. This is an exciting opportunity to see first-hand what a vocation to a Truly Traditional martial Order entails. Free hairshirts to the first ten applicants. All applicants should be virtuous and from large families practicing the pure Truly Traditional faith. Please contact the Vocations Director at sirrevleonardfeeney@hkttc.org.

(In case you are wondering why this event is being held in Memphis rather than Knoxville, it is because the Order's semi-truck shot a piston through its hood right as we rolled across the TN border.)

Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
Vocations Director

UPDATE: Four boys have already signed up for this event. Only six free hairshirts are left!

New Novitiate Plans

Dear friends and supporters,

Huzzah! These are happy times for the HKTTC! Our sales of 'Bloody Sword of Truthiness Ale' have been going through the roof, our vocations rate has gone up 200%, and the brothers and I are on our way to join the pious brethern of the SSLI in Knoxville. We will arrive just as building is commenced on the glorious Chapel. These are happy times indeed.

All the novices and I would like to extend a cordial "Thank ye!" for thy support and prayers during the initial days of the HKTTC. As the Order continues to grow, it is essential that we have a sufficiently contemplative (and strategically defendable) novitiate for our young men in formation. After consulting several Truthy architects, I have settled upon a building plan. Once we arrive in Knoxville, the Order will begin examining lots for purchase (preferably high in the Smokies) for the construction of the La Grande Smoketuse fortress/novitiate:



Donations will be cheerfully accepted (the HKTTC is a 401 (c) charity).

Cordially,
Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
Vocations Director

Vocations Profile: Brother Denzinger

I would like to take a little bit of time to introduce our newest (and only) novice, Brother Lefebvre Fellay Denzinger. Brother Denzinger was known as Alejandro Edmundo Guatarahas before he joined the Order, and was born in the tiny farming village of Poorashell, Mexico. He accompanied his father and mother to the U.S. in their lucrative career of 'migrant worker-ing', until a horrible turnip farming accident took both their lives. Alejandro, penniless and alone, took to criminal exploits in order to survive. He proved so successful at this line of work that he eventually founded the Hays, KS branch of the MS-13 street gang, where he went by the name 'El Gato de Muerta' (you can see he even had cat ears tattooed on his forehead!) Alejandro met me during the course of his criminal pursuits and became so enamored of the Truly True Church and the blessed mission of the Holy Knights of the Truly True Church that he signed up immediately and took a religious name. He is currently serving as my personal squire and learning the basics of armed apostate combat.

Brother is a new convert to the Truly True Church, and like most converts his fervor is running high. Every day he says things like 'I wish I could slaughter a million heretics and present their heads to Fr. Chadwick as a symbol of my love for the SSLI.' What commendable brutality and piety! Brother will be eligible for temporary vows to the HKTTC once he has slaughtered his first heretic.

Do you think that you or your son could have a calling to join our most Holy Order? Please think about it and contact the Truthy priests of the SSLI for spiritual direction and opportunities for penance and mortification.

Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
Vocations Director